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Bahut Pasand Aaye
Ladki: meri mom ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho...
Banta: (sharmate hue) kuch b ho jaye
mai shadi tumhi se krunga..
Aunty se kehna muje bhul jaye..
English Class
Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
Madam Corrected: No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night
Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi
NO MATCH!
The Teacher asked all the students in a class
to write an essay on a cricket match.
All of them were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Ladki: meri mom ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho...
Banta: (sharmate hue) kuch b ho jaye
mai shadi tumhi se krunga..
Aunty se kehna muje bhul jaye..
English Class
Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
Madam Corrected: No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night
Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi
NO MATCH!
The Teacher asked all the students in a class
to write an essay on a cricket match.
All of them were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Meri Shadi
Boy: Pandit Ji Meri Shadi kyu Nahi ho rahi hai?
Pandit ji: Beta Bhagwan ne tere
Bhagya me Dukh Nahi likhe
To isme me kya Kar sakta hu...
Teri Wali
Son Was Crying, Dad Came & Asked
Why r u Crying, Tell Me I m Ur Frnd
Son- Kuch Nai Yaar.. Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,
Toh Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai
Mummy Papa
Sir: Banta, Tum der se kyu Aaye?
Banta: Mummy Papa lad rahe the
Sir: Fhir
Banta: Mera 1 juta mummy aur
1 juta Papa k haat me Tha.
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Boy: Pandit Ji Meri Shadi kyu Nahi ho rahi hai?
Pandit ji: Beta Bhagwan ne tere
Bhagya me Dukh Nahi likhe
To isme me kya Kar sakta hu...
Teri Wali
Son Was Crying, Dad Came & Asked
Why r u Crying, Tell Me I m Ur Frnd
Son- Kuch Nai Yaar.. Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,
Toh Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai
Mummy Papa
Sir: Banta, Tum der se kyu Aaye?
Banta: Mummy Papa lad rahe the
Sir: Fhir
Banta: Mera 1 juta mummy aur
1 juta Papa k haat me Tha.
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